So, I was all ready to drain the fries,
but I cooked the fries slightly too long, so...
SpongeBob. So, here's where the bizarre twist comes in.
SpongeBob. They weren't overcooked at all.
SpongeBob! Look!
SPONGEBOB: Wow!
What happened to The Krusty Krab?
KRABS: Good morning!
The Krusty Towers is now open for business.
Why did you build a hotel, Mr. Krabs?
I'm glad you asked, son.
Remember when I went to that fast food convention
and stayed in that fancy hotel?
I had a beautiful room.
The employees were so friendly.
They catered to me every whim,
no matter how demeaning it was,
because they lived by a code.
And that code was engraved in fine gold
above the grand fireplace.
"We shall never deny a guest
even the most ridiculous request."
Everything was perfect.
Until I got the bill!
They charged me for everything.
$25.00 for a hamburger!
If they could charge that much for a lousy burger,
imagine how much I could charge
for a lousy Krabby Patty.
And thus,
the Krusty Towers was born.
Why would anyone stay at a hotel in Bikini Bottom?
It's in the middle of scenic nowhere.
There's nothing to do but get stung by jellyfish.
See? Ew.
Come inside.
Isn't it beautiful?
Where are all the new hotel employees?
Me first hotel guest!
Watch me reel him in.
Welcome to the Krusty Towers,
where our motto is,
"We shall never deny a guest
even the most ridiculous request."
Oh, that's great.
I'd like a double Krabby Patty
with no onions and extra pickles.
If you want a Krabby Patty,
you have to rent a room and order room service.
Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch.
Boy, you reeled that one in like a pro.
Okay, Squidward,
you run the front desk.
I'd like a Krabby Patty, please.
This is a hotel now.
If you want a Krabby Patty,
you'll have to get a room and order room service.
Okay.
One Krabby Patty and one room.
With cheese.
Oh, and can I get cheese on the Krabby Patty, too?
Patrick, you only live 400 yards away.
Why do you want to check into a hotel?
Sometimes I just need to get away from it all.
( bell dinging ) Wow.
This hotel has everything. Give me that!
Now sign the register.
I didn't know there'd be a test.
I didn't study!
Patrick, all you have to do is write your name.
Oh, okay.
Do you mind?
Don't look!
Um... oh...
Done!
( flying planes, gunshots )
Close enough. Here's your room key.
I'll need some help with my bags.
How can you have bags?
You just found out this is a hotel.
This is a hotel?
( groans )
SpongeBob!
Yes, Squidward.
Take Patrick and his bags to his room.
What about my Krabby Patty?
And bring him a Krabby Patty.
Squidward, you can take Patrick's bags up to his room.
SpongeBob, you go make the Krabby Patty.
Oh, Mr. Krabs...
What's the matter?
Afraid of a little manual labor?
"Ooh. I'm Squidward, and I have to work for a living."
( cries mockingly )
Fine!
Let's go, Patrick.
( straining )
This elevator is for guests only.
Take the employee elevator.
( bags screeching )
( grumbling )
What's in these bags, rocks?
Hey, these are rocks!
Why is your suitcase full of rocks?
I don't tell you how to live your life!
Well, here's your room.
Wow.
Enjoy your stay.
Squidward, wait.
Keep up the good work
and there'll be more where that came from.
Your Krabby Patty, sir.
Hey, Squidward, cool rock.
Hold on a second, SpongeBob.
Here you are, my good man.
Oh, thank you, Patrick.
There's plenty more where that came from,
my good friend.
( grumbling )
Squidward!
What now?
I don't like crusts
on my sandwich.
It's a bun.
It's all crust.
How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun?
Peel it.
Happy?
SPONGEBOB: Room service.
Here's the 50 Krabby Patties you ordered.
Could you do one more thing for me?
Why don't you ask SpongeBob?
Good idea, Squidward.
How may I serve you, sir?
I need you to eat these Krabby Patties with me.
Oh, yes, sir.
Uh-huh. Hold on.
Squidward!
Patrick needs your help.
What?! Why didn't he ask me
before I walked all the way downstairs?
He said he didn't want to bother you.
But he got over it.
Hooray!
Thanks, Squidward.
( flushing )
Mr. Krabs, this is ridiculous.
Patrick's being completely unreasonable.
He can be as unreasonable as he wants.
The plaque, Squidward! The plaque!
But, Mr. Krabs...
Deny no guest!
( phone ringing )
Well, hello, Patrick.
You need Squidward to come up right away?
He'll be right there.
A bubble bath?
Why would I give you a bubble bath?
Well, because Mr. Krabs said you would.
Be sure to make my back extra shiny clean.
That's it! I've had enough!
Squidward, wait!
The toilet's backed up again!
Hey, hey, you can't take that elevator.
You're an employee.
Not anymore.
I quit.
Quit? You can't quit.
Welcome to the Krusty Tow... Squidward?!
One room, please. On the top floor.
What do you think you're doing?
I need a vacation. I'm overworked.
And what better place to relax than Krusty Towers,
where we shall never deny a guest
even the most ridiculous request.
I don't have to rent you a room.
I got cash.
Here's your room key.
SpongeBob, carry my things to my room.
Aye, Aye, guest sir.
And you can carry me to my room.
And why in tarnation would I do that?
You got four legs that aren't broken.
The plaque.
Too bad we couldn't take the elevator,
but it is for guests only, and you are an employee.
Your room, sir.
And I'd like to order room service.
l'd like a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenail clippings
and nose hairs.
You've got to be kidding me!
And I want it here in five seconds.
Yes, sir.
Here you are, sir.
Well, you got your stinky sandwich, now eat it.
Oh, I'm not going to eat this.
You are.
What? You're out of your mind
if you think I'm going to eat that.
Psst, that's not really a Krabby Patty with cheese,
toenails and nose hair.
Oh, now I get you, boy.
All right, Squidward.
( laughing )
SpongeBob!
Sorry, Mr. Krabs. We were all out of cheese.
Hooray!
( phone ringing )
What is it, Squidward?
Send up a dozen cookies just like mother used to make.
Here's your homemade cookies.
These don't taste anything like Mom used to make.
Well, how did your mother make them?
How should I know?
Ask my mother.
( doorbell chimes )
Hello.
( Mrs. Tentacles gasping )
SpongeBob!
( grunting )
No good, Mr. Krabs.
Allow me, boys.
Great!
Now that me laundry is in the trunk...
There's room for you to sit up front.
Let's go bake some cookies, boys.
Hooray! Hooray!
Well? l'm impressed.
These are just like mother used to make.
I just wish mom was a better cook.
So you're all taken care of.
Mm, just one teensy, tiny problem.
This room is hideous.
Redesign it.
Neptune the 14th would be nice. What?
"We shall never deny a guest
"even the most ridiculous request." ( fretting )
Perfect!
This room is exactly the same as when we started!
Nothing like getting back to the basics.
Let's get out of here, SpongeBob!
Oh, before you leave,
I want to go swimming.
The pool is out back.
( laughing ): Are you crazy?
I'm not going outside to swim.
Ah. Come on in,
the water's fine.
Ohh!
( sputtering ) ( laughs )
Anything else stupid
and unreasonable
that you want?
Nope, that's it.
You don't need me to chew your food for you,
or make you a back scratcher out of me own spine?
Or maybe extinguish the sun,
so the light don't get in your eyes?!
No, I'm good.
Me, too.
Wow!
An indoor pool?!
This place is fancy!
Cannonball!
( all laughing )
( rumbling )
( crackling )
KRABS: Oh...
That hotel was a bad idea from the start.
That was a hotel?
Your bill, sir.
$15,000?!
You're not going to have a heart attack, are you?
Not at these prices!
Forget hotels.
This hospital racket is where the money is.
This is a hospital?
Pack your bags, boys.
You're going to medical school!
Hooray! \-hHooray!
Oh, boy.